dianaabby.

middle fingah to ya
did-you-kno:

If your storage limit is pretty crummy, you can buy flash drives shaped like little pieces of toast, and a USB toaster hub to keep them warm.  Source

did-you-kno:

If your storage limit is pretty crummy, you can buy flash drives shaped like little pieces of toast, and a USB toaster hub to keep them warm. Source

urulokid:

hertzwhale:

pamela-jane:

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

I WATCHED THIS AT WORK IN THE BREAKROOM AND EVERYONE IS STARIBNHG AT M E IM OAUGFKGG

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timothydelaghetto:

cockkkkkkkk:

akivalentine:

hypnotixpoet:

courtneybrandttt:

kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!

If a man ever treats me the way Kanye treats Kim, i will never let him go

"asshole to the world but never towards your girl."

!!!

man of my dreams dude

Never understood the obsession with callin dude’s “whipped” for catering to your chick. Like, if you know you have someone special, there is nothing unmanly about making sure she feels that way 24/7.

(via nicoleduyen)

timothydelaghetto:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

Wow… this shit hit me EXTRA hard cuz Greenday’s Dookie (The CD booklet pictured) is the first CD I purchased with my own money from the store, and I remember reading that exact page to learn those lyrics. fuuuuuhhh lol

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eyehatelawd:

squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

OMFG

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Spend your money on the things money can buy. Spend your time on the things money can’t buy.

—Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (via elige)

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